A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant

A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat it!” The wife reminds him “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before eating our dinner!” The husband says “That’s at home, but here the chef … Read more

A Husband And Wife Playing A Game

WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run in the … Read more

A Husband And Wife Get Up On Sunday

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not going.” “Why not?” “Well, I’ll give you three pretty good reasons why I’m not going. First of all, the church is cold in the morning. … Read more

A Husband And Wife Are Sitting On The Couch

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, “What are you staring at?” “A spider,” he replies. “I don’t see anything,” she says. “Oh, it must have fallen on your head,” … Read more

A Hunter Goes On Safari With His Wife

A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she awakens her husband and they both set off to find the old woman. Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there’s the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious … Read more

A Hound Dog Lays In The Yard

“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks. The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, “Nope.” As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling and then attacks the jogger’s legs. As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, “I thought you said … Read more

A Herd Of Cows And Two Bulls Are Eating Grass

A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture. Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and knocks all the cows to the ground. But, the bulls just sway in the wind and continue eating. When the wind quiets down, the cows stand up, brush off … Read more

A Guy Was Driving Past A Farm

A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful horse stood in one of the fields. Hoping to buy the horse, the guy stopped and offered the farmer $500 for it. The farmer said, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.” The guy said, “He looks just … Read more

A Group Of Frogs Was Traveling Through The Woods

As a group of frogs was traveling through the woods, two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs crowded around the pit and saw how deep it was, they told the two frogs that there was no hope left for them. However, the two frogs decided to ignore what the others … Read more

A Group Of Americans Was Travelling

A group of Americans was travelling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, A young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goats’ milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put … Read more