3 young rats stopped at a bar in a rough neighborhood one night.
They got to talking and bragging about how tough each of them were.
One rat downs a shot of bourbon and slams the glass on the bar.
He turns to the other two and says when I see a trap, I lay on my back and set it off with my tail.
When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth.
I bench press it twenty time to work up an appetite then make off with the cheese.
The second rat orders up 2 shots of Tequila and drinks them both and slams the glasses down.
He turns to the other 2 and Oh yeah! When I see rat poison, I grab as much as I can and take it home.
I grind it up to a powder and put some in my coffee every morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of my day.
The first and second rats turn to the third one, like to say what do got?
The third rat drinks the rest of his beer and says I ain’t got time for this shit.
I got to get home to have a Coffee Date with the Cat…..