A married lady, visited her elderly parents’ home.
she opened refrigerator, she was shocked to see inside a picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman in two-piece bikini.
Lady: Mom, what’s this?
Mom: Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat.
Lady: Is it working?
Mom: Yes and No.
I’ve lost 8 kilos, but your dad has gained 20…!!!