A man’s wife doesn’t come home one night.
The next morning, she tells her husband,
“I slept over at a friend’s house.”
Suspicious, the husband calls all of her friends to ask if she stayed the night.
But none of them say she was there.
A few nights later, the husband doesn’t come home.
The next morning, he tells his wife,
“I stayed over at a friend’s place.”
Not trusting him, she calls all of his friends.
To her surprise, eight of them say he spent the night at their place — and two of them say he’s still there!