Little Johnny moves to a new town.
He joins the local peewee football team, and for his first game, the coach lets him start.
Once the first quarter is over, the coach checks the roster and sees that there are a few kids who need to get some more game time,
so he decides to let little Johnny play another quarter before replacing him.
As the team huddle, the coach says to Little Johnny
“Hey Johnny, you’re playing great, but I’m going to have to pull you off at halftime.”
Little Johnny replies
“Wow! All we got at my old team was Gatorade!”