A Lion Goes Into A Restaurant

A lion goes into a restaurant


He sits down and starts looking through the menu.


After a while, the waiter comes over.


“What would you like to drink, sir?” Asked the waiter.


“A glass of the house wine, please.” The lion responds.


“Excellent choice sir! Might I recommend the Salmon for the starter?”


“Sounds delicious!”


“And what can I get you for your main?”


“Oh, just a comb.”