Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad?
Little Johnny: BOTH
Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go.
Little Johnny: Paris…
Dad: That means you like your mum more?
Little Johnny: No, that means i like Paris
Dad: Ok if i go to Paris and your mum goes to America ,where will you go?
Little Johnny: America!
Dad: (Angry) Why! ?
Little Johnny: Well, coz l’ve been to Paris before!
Dad: (Angry) when did you go to Paris??
Little Johnny: In the first question you asked.
