Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk:
Paul asked Kurt. “So, what do you hunt?”
Kurt answered. “I hunt unicorns.”
Paul was startled, but said “Really? How do you do that?”
Kurt replied.
“I find a virgin and hire her to help me. The virgin sits around in the woods until a unicorn comes to her. When it does, it sets off a snare.”
Paul said.
“Boy, they must be hard to find. I’ve heard of them, but I’ve never seen one.”
Kurt said.
“Yeah, and there aren’t many unicorns around, either!”