A bride was very nervous about the big day,
so she went to talk to the priest to calm her nerves.
The priest said,
“As you enter the sanctuary, just take it one step at a time. First, look at the aisle that leads you to the front. Then, look to the altar, where your groom will be waiting. Then, listen to the Hymn that will be playing as you walk toward him.”
It ended up being a beautiful wedding, although several people noticed as the bride walked down the aisle, she kept muttering to herself…
“Aisle Alter Hymn, Aisle Alter Hymn, Aisle Alter Hymn.” (I’ll alter him)