A Dad Asked A Question To A Johnny

Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad?


Little Johnny: BOTH


Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go.


Little Johnny: Paris…


Dad: That means you like your mum more?


Little Johnny: No, that means i like Paris


Dad: Ok if i go to Paris and your mum goes to America ,where will you go?


Little Johnny: America!


Dad: (Angry) Why! ?


Little Johnny: Well, coz l’ve been to Paris before!


Dad: (Angry) when did you go to Paris??

Little Johnny: In the first question you asked.