A Husband And Wife Playing A Game

WIFE: Honey let’s play a game


HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?


WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.


If you run in the wrong direction, you’ll give me all your salary for this month


HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?


WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!


HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)


Wife: are you ready


Husband: Yes ready


WIFE: TURKEY


It’s been 4 HOURS NOW…


The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird


Moral lesson… After God, Fear Wife!