Husband to wife: “Today is a fine day.”
Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.”
Again, the next day, he says the same thing:
“Today is a fine day.”
Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband:
“Since last week, you have been saying ‘Today is a fine day.’ I am fed up. What’s the matter?”
Husband: “Last week when we had an argument, you said:
‘I will leave you one fine day.’ I was just trying to remind you.”
