An earwig was in the football team as a sub and they were drawing.
One of his teammates got injured and the coach told the earwig to go on.
The earwig was upset as he didn’t have a shirt or his name on,
so the coach painted the letter O on his back.
The earwig went on the pitch and scored the winning goal!
When back in the dressing room he looked sad and the coach asked why?
The earwig says.
“No one knows who I am.”
The coach said.
“Are you mad? Listen to the crowd.”
The earwig listened and he heard.
“EarwigO-earwigO-earwigO.”