A Kindergarten Teacher Handed Out A Coloring Page

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class.


On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.


The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green.


Little Johnny, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire-truck red.


After seeing this, the teacher asked him,


“Little Johnny, how many times have you seen a red duck?”


Little Johnny replied,


“The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”