A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper

A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.


Suddenly, she burst out laughing.


“Listen to this,” she said.


“There’s a classified advert here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”


“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.


Teasing him, she said,


“Would you swap me for a season ticket too?”


“Absolutely not,” he said quietly.


“How sweet,” Sarah said.


“Now tell me why not.”


“The season is more than half over.”