A Madcap Escaped From The Mental Asylum

A madcap escaped from the mental asylum and hid in a farm barn.


Feeling bored, he decided to drag a Jenny female donkey), a male donkey and decided to marry them.


He gathered all the barn animals and began the ceremony.


He started by asking:


” Do you promise to stay beside each other, eat hay with each other and graze forth till death do you apart?”


Then pinched them both till they hee- hawed.


Then he said:


” I now pronounce you donkey and wife”….


Then looked at the donkey and said:


” You may now kick the bride”