A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking.
The wife asked her husband,
“Honey if I were to die, would you get remarried?”
The husband thought for a moment and then said,
“Well, yes I think I would.”
The wife wasn’t too happy about this, she spent some time in quiet thought.
Then, after a while she said,
“Honey, if I were to die and you were to get remarried, would you give your new wife my jewelry?”
“Well honey, I guess I would.”
The wife wasn’t too happy about this either.
She spent a little more time in thought while they continued their drive and then said,
“Honey, if I were to die and you were to get remarried, would you give your new wife my handbags?”
The husband paused for a moment and then said,
“Well sure, I think I would.”
The wife was again a little dismayed with this and spent a little more time in thought.
Then she said to her husband,
“Honey if I were to die and you were to get married again would you give your new wife my golf clubs?”
“No,” he said,
“she’s left-handed.”