A married couple in their 60’s are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
“I want to travel around the world with my darling husband” says wife.
Two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.
Husband says: “Sorry but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The fairy waves the wand and husband becomes 92.
Moral of story – men who are ungrateful scoundrels should remember fairies are female!!