News reporters visit a hen who recently laid an unusually large egg.
“This is incredible!” they say.
“A two-pound egg is unheard of! Do you have any goals for the future?”
The hen proudly replies,
“Yes, I’m aiming for a four-pounder!”
Turning to the rooster, the reporters ask,
“And you, sir, what are your goals for the future?”
The rooster responds with a grin,
“To catch that darn ostrich!”