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A Husband Visited A Marriage Counselor. And Said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it’s all-different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking.” … Read more

A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. However, this does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. Then one day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front … Read more

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been … Read more

A Husband And Wife Went To Have Dinner At A 5-Star Restaurant As the waiter comes with their food, the husband says “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat it!” The wife reminds him “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before eating our dinner!” The husband says “That’s at home, but here the chef … Read more

WIFE: Honey let’s play a game HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about? WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run in the … Read more

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m not going.” “Why not?” “Well, I’ll give you three pretty good reasons why I’m not going. First of all, the church is cold in the morning. … Read more

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, “What are you staring at?” “A spider,” he replies. “I don’t see anything,” she says. “Oh, it must have fallen on your head,” … Read more

A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she awakens her husband and they both set off to find the old woman. Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there’s the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious … Read more

“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks. The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, “Nope.” As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling and then attacks the jogger’s legs. As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, “I thought you said … Read more

A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture. Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and knocks all the cows to the ground. But, the bulls just sway in the wind and continue eating. When the wind quiets down, the cows stand up, brush off … Read more