Author name: usman

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year-old buddy: ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’ ‘Yep!’ ‘Do I know her?’ ‘Nope!’ […]

Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these years, my husband will not

An elderly couple was having breakfast one fine morning. when the wife ask her husband, “Are you going to marry

A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: “See… here is the monkey of the jungle.”

Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married.

Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So,

A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river

A six-year-old boy was standing with his father in front of the polar bear enclosure at the zoo. The father

A chicken walks into the library, marches to the desk, and says: “Book, book, BOOK!” The librarian hands over a