Author name: usman

A man buys a dog from a pet shop and teaches it to recite the Lord’s Prayer, word-for-word, until the […]

A Nazi walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older orthodox Jewish man seated at a nearby table.

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the

A juggler driving to a performance was stopped by a policeman. “What are those knives doing in your car?” asked

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

A woman is having a problem with her closet door, it was falling off every time a bus was passing

A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated).

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten blackand blue… Doctor: ‘What happened?’ Woman: ‘Doctor, I don’t know what to do,Everytime

This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave