Jokes

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move […]

A talking parrot walks into a shop and asks: “Do you have peanuts?”. The shop owner replies “No, we don’t”

“Hi! My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane. “It’s so nice to meet you! I’m

Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if

An elderly guy gets invited to a Halloween party at a farm just a mile outside town. He has a

A 100-year-old man was having a big birthday party at his nursing home. A TV crew was there to interview

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides

After a round of golf, Four older ladies sat around the clubhouse chatting. After noticing them, a regular golf pro

A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner