Jokes

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the […]

A juggler driving to a performance was stopped by a policeman. “What are those knives doing in your car?” asked

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

A woman is having a problem with her closet door, it was falling off every time a bus was passing

A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated).

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten blackand blue… Doctor: ‘What happened?’ Woman: ‘Doctor, I don’t know what to do,Everytime

This blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave

A man in a bar saw a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he commented, “You look

A priest and a nun were out playing golf one day. They get to about hole 5 when the priest