A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful horse stood in one of the fields. Hoping to buy the horse, the guy stopped and offered the farmer $500 for it. The farmer said, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.” The guy said, “He looks just … Read more
As a group of frogs was traveling through the woods, two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs crowded around the pit and saw how deep it was, they told the two frogs that there was no hope left for them. However, the two frogs decided to ignore what the others … Read more
A group of Americans was travelling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, A young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goats’ milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put … Read more
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of soda over there.” Grandson says, “Sure, gramps, but why the soda?” Grandpa says, “I mix ’em together so that the medicine doesn’t taste so nasty.” Johnny says, “Oh, good … Read more
A gorilla walks into a bar The gorilla walks past the barkeeper and takes a seat. The Barkeeper is confused and scared at the same time. ”A gorilla in my bar? Well thats not happening very often…” thinks the barkeeper and starts shaking Then the gorilla stands up, goes to the bar and says “I … Read more
A German Sheperd, Doberman and cat died. All three faces the god who wants to know what they believe in. The german shepherd says: “I believe in discipline and loyalty to my master”. So God says him to sit on his right side. Then it was the turn of Doberman and it says ” I … Read more
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. “Are you crazy,” hollered the coach, “we don’t give tryouts to turkeys.” Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. “That … Read more
A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float?” The father thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.” T he boy returned to his … Read more
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his … Read more
A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog died. Could you possibly say Mass for the poor creature?” Father Murphy told the farmer. “No, we can’t have services for an animal in the church, … Read more