Jokes

Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and […]

Husband to wife: “Today is a fine day.” Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.” Again, the next

A woman was driving through the countryside late at night when her car broke down.About a mile down the road,

A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father,

A cowboy rode into a windy, dusty, tumble weed strewn Nevada town, reined up outside the saloon, went in and

Wife: Where are you? Husband: At home love. Wife: Are you sure? Husband: Yes. Wife : Turn on the mixer.

A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls