Jokes

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic […]

The preacher’s wife was expecting a baby; he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration

Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much,

A zookeeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “Two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right, so

An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in

A guy walked into a pro shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a little wager?” he said, flashing

A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says: “Why did

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were each given the same red rubber ball and told to find the

A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, “If I show you the most amazing thing you’ve