Jokes

Some farmer’s kids are painting eggs for Easter. One looks up and says, “Hey, how do you think the chickens […]

Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband : Nothing. Wife: “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour” Husband

Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you

An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a

A pig walks into a pub. He goes up to the bar and sees a curious-looking bottle bubbling away with

A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When he approached the pig farmer, he asked for

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon,

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get