Jokes

An elderly Forest Gump died and went to heaven: St. Peter had just been notified that heaven was filling up […]

Husband to Wife: Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ? Wife: A Giraffe ! Husband: Darling, please

A three-year-old boy little johnny went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising

Three drunkards were walking down the street when they came upon a pile of manure where they stopped. The first

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there

An elderly, faithful man died and went to heaven. When he arrived, God said, “Welcome John! You’re wife has been