Jokes

Little Johnny came late to school one day. “Why are you late, Johnny?” Asked his teacher. “Well,” explained Johnny. “Just […]

Two women are on a girls’ night out, both of them married, loyal and exemplary wives. This night they have

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had

An angry housewife met her husband at the front door and immediately noticed he smelled of alcohol and perfume. “I

An owl gets thirsty during his evening flight. He spots a group of 13 male owls hanging out in a

A lizard mom is pushing her newborn down the sidewalk in a stroller. The neighbor saw both of them. when

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor for a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking

An ant is walking down the road. A cow comes along and splats him with a huge cow pat. Bam!

News reporters visit a hen who recently laid an unusually large egg. “This is incredible!” they say. “A two-pound egg