A policeman pulls over a priest for swerving.
As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a brown bag on the seat.
Officer says, “father, I pulled you over for swerving back there. You haven’t been drinking have you?”
“No my son. Why would you ask that?”
“Well, I noticed the bottle on the seat next to you.”
“Oh my son, that’s just holy water.”
“OK father. So why is it in a bag?”
“Well my son, that is to protect it from the sun’s rays.”
“Mind if I take a sip?”
“Not at all my son.”
As the officer puts the bottle to his lips and takes a drink, he immediately spits it out…
“Father, this is wine.”
The priest,
“PRAISE THE LORD. HE’S DONE IT AGAIN!”