Husband and wife went to see a marriage councillor,
After he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how bad a husband he was, the councillor stood up, went round to his wife and embraced her and gave her a hug.
Then turned to husband and said..
“this is what your wife needs three times a week, can you manage that?”
Husband said..”
Well I can drop her off Mondays and Wednesday but I play golf on Fridays!