John brought his new work colleague, Robert, home for dinner.
As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and ki$$ed him.
“Wow!” said Robert. “And how long have you two been married?”
“Twenty-four years,” replied John.
“You must have a terrific marriage if your wife greets you like that after all those years.”
“Don’t be fooled,” said John.
“She only does it to make the dog jealous.”