-Dad, today I got 4 F’s at school
Dad gets frustrated: -Why, what have you done, what subjects?
Little Johnny: English, Maths, PE and Religion.
Dad: OK, how did you get an F in English class?
Little Johnny: Teacher said: Mary loves John. Mary loves Allan. Mary loves Mark. And asked me: What is Mary in these sentences.
Dad: Mary is a f*cking wh0re.
Little Johnny: That is what I said, so I got an F.
Dad: Wow, and what about Maths?
Little Johnny: Teacher asked me what is 3+2. I said 5 and then she asked me what is 2+3.
Dad: Same sh!t.
Little Johnny: That is exactly what I said.
Dad: Well, OK, and what about PE?
Little Johnny: Teacher told us to raise our hands, so I did. Then told us to lift our left leg, so I did. And then he told us to lift our right leg.
Dad: What are you then supposed to stand on, your d!ck!?
Little Johnny: Yeah, I told same thing and got an F.
D: Huh, and Religion?
Little Johnny: Teacher told us that God is present everywhere around us, so I asked her if the God is present in our neighbour’s cellar and she said that God is present even there.
Dad: Yeah, my a$s, our neighbour doesn’t even have a cellar.
Little Johnny: That’s what I said.
Dad: OK, tomorrow I will go to your school to talk to those teachers.
The next day, dad comes back from school and disappointed says to his son:
“Son, I am sorry but you are kicked out of the school.”
Little Johnny: What, why?
Dad: When I came to school and I got to your classroom there were PE, Maths, English,
Religion and Arts teacher sitting there.
Little Johnny: Wait, what was the Arts a$shole doing there?
Dad: That’s what I said.