A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end of life issues how they want to be treated. The man turns to his wife and says: “Please promise me that if I am ever dependent only on machines and bottled fluids to keep … Read more
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and they both had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said “Where are you, you know we have lots to do.” He said “You remember the jewelry store … Read more
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and she became so worried that she … Read more
A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning. His elderly buddy remarked that he; too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before.“Is that so?” asked the first old guy. “Did he do … Read more
A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His wife comes out of the kitchen and says, “Hey, the guests are gonna be here any minute. Go and put something on.” “Oh no, I won’t,” he says. “I … Read more
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
A couple drives to the hospital because the wife is in labor. The doctor alerts them that she invented a machine that will transfer some of the labor pain to the father, if they’d like. The husband eagerly says, “Give it all to me!” The couple returns home with a bouncing baby boy, only to … Read more
The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the lady, “I’m just worried sick!” “What are you worried about, dear?” her friend asked. “You look like you are in good health. They are taking care of yourself, … Read more
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost the bird, But wanted to know how the caller located him. The call said that the bird had landed on his balcony and kept repeating, “Hi, you have reached 555-1234. … Read more
A busy farmer needed some help with tending to the animals. His mother-in-law offered to spend some time on his farm, and being as busy as he was, the farmer had no choice but to accept her offer. A few days later, the farmer’s mother-in-law was killed when his mule kicked her. Thousands of people … Read more