A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy with no scuba gear. He goes […]

Two bachelors are talking and their conversation drifts from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook last Christmas,” says the

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts

Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad? Little Johnny: BOTH Dad: Ok if i go to America and

Husband to wife: “Today is a fine day.” Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.” Again, the next

A woman was driving through the countryside late at night when her car broke down.About a mile down the road,

A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father,

A cowboy rode into a windy, dusty, tumble weed strewn Nevada town, reined up outside the saloon, went in and

Wife: Where are you? Husband: At home love. Wife: Are you sure? Husband: Yes. Wife : Turn on the mixer.