An angry housewife met her husband at the front door and immediately noticed he smelled of alcohol and perfume. “I […]

An owl gets thirsty during his evening flight. He spots a group of 13 male owls hanging out in a

A lizard mom is pushing her newborn down the sidewalk in a stroller. The neighbor saw both of them. when

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor for a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking

An ant is walking down the road. A cow comes along and splats him with a huge cow pat. Bam!

News reporters visit a hen who recently laid an unusually large egg. “This is incredible!” they say. “A two-pound egg

An old man goes to a lawyer and asks, “What is your fee?” The lawyer replies, “$1,000 for three questions.”

A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the

An elderly man calls his son who lives in another city and says: “I hate to ruin your day, but