In English class, the teacher says (Teacher):
Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first.
Sally: Okay a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z.
Teacher: good job Sally.
Then the teacher called on 4 other students who got it right.
Then the teacher called on little Johnny.
Teacher: Little Johnny says the alphabet.
Little Johnny: b c e f g h I j k l m n o p s v w x y z.
Teacher: no Johnny that’s not right.
Johnny: oh I forgot u r a q t.
Teacher: No still not right and thank you.
Johnny: oh I’ll give you the d later.
Class laughing.
Teacher: GO TO THE OFFICE NOW.